Honestly, if I were in your shoes, I’d probably get an Apple device.

Sadly, I also don't like spending money. :P You used to be able to make Hackintoshes, but Apple tends to break them with every software update.

I had been thinking about getting an IoT Enterprise LTSC release of Windows and manually adding the components that I needed. Might still do that with dual boot.

There are a lot of ways to get around that, such as:

I'm doing all of that except the last one already. As has been noted in many other places, Windows itself is now in the business of serving ads directly, and it looks like that's getting harder and harder to disable. I managed to mostly lock down the Pro release of Win 10 that I'm on right now, but Win 11 will make that much, much harder. If it weren't for security issues surrounding end of product life, I wouldn't switch versions at all.

C'est la mort.

But yeah, I'll def. look for a user-friendly version of Linux when I build my next system in a few months.