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wizards council ain’t shit rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 4 months ago by glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago (3 children)

What if I don't have them? 🤔

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ovarian torsion.

Sorry, complain to the council.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago (4 children)

What if I don't have those either?

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

OCULAR TORSION

[–] Arkaelus@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

"Twist-o Eyeball-o!"

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 4 months ago

Then you will get your preferred choice added to your body so that they can be twisted.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 9 points 4 months ago

Orifice Shuffle!

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Then a portion for torsion will be cast upon thee unless you choose a suitable replacement.

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Testicles will be mailed to you in 5 to 10 business days

[–] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)