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screenshot of a twitter post:
TomboysForBiden(but Anime)🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 posts:
Would you press it?
will you push the button?
99% chance of getting 1 million dollars
1% chance of becoming a girl
Olufémi O. Taiwo quote retweets the post: philosophy twitter: can we agree that this is not a math question
tumblr post, replying to the screenshot:
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as a completely cis dude, | would press this button immediately, without question. There are a lot of things | would do for money, but shit I'd do this for like 20 bucks... maybe less?
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She said with all too much confidence
A DAY!??!?!
I have a question though:
If I became a girl through the button, the button would then change and give me a 1% chance of becoming a boy. I could just proceed to then press the button again and be myself again and get a bunch of cash
Why would the button change? Its explicitly a girl button
Cause then it wouldn’t be interesting for girls
For girls it's just free money
Girls become girl² when they hit the button
Wait, we can push it more than twice. I'm smashing on that button until it breaks.
I can easily pay to transition back if the whole girl thing doesn't work out.
Well, but transitioning back probably wouldn’t give you a functional penis. Idk how the whole schbang works, but I doubt it’s erectile and excitable
oh a clit after t does get erect and is excitable, but it rarely gets big enough to allow for penetration
I'll manage. I old enough that sex isn't top of mind. It would be no different that having prostate cancer whose treatment lead to the same outcome, minus the millions.
I assumed the button was supposed to be single use.
Well, in that case, I'd like better odds. What am I supposed to do with a million dollars?
I guess I'd press it anyways. 1% is better than nothing.
A million bucks is a lot of money to transition with! Instant transition or luxury transition, win/win 👍