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Got no time to code (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Ever received a Slack or a teams message that’s just your name but no context as to what’s actually needed? Like they need to confirm you’re there but don’t want to reveal why they’re asking.

“John.”

Problem is whether or not I’m present has a lot to do with the question.

[–] Nexz@feddit.nl 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Refer them to nohello.net

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 2 points 5 months ago

I am going to get a lot of use out of that URL.

I've been telling people they need to put a dollar in the jar when they do that, but I haven't actually been enforcing it.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Nohello.net or whatever the URL is

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 5 months ago

Thank you! I never knew about that site before.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

"That's my name! You got it in one! Good job!"

[–] speaker_hat@lemmy.one 1 points 5 months ago

I personally ignore these.