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‘It’s time we put a felon in the White House,’ California sheriff says (www.yahoo.com)

submitted 5 months ago by SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Makes his job harder? GOOD. Policing communities should never be an easy job. And you signed up for it, numb nuts.

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Wait it's not just shooting brown people?!"

[–] uhhhhh@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sorry no, you have to shoot dogs too.

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

It has to be the mayor's dogs though.