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Trump co-defendant's attorney says client only conspired as fake elector for '26 minutes' (www.rawstory.com)

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[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 69 points 3 months ago

"I only murdered for a minute, tops!"

[-] Rhaedas@kbin.social 36 points 3 months ago

"it would have been quicker too had the victim not resisted so much."

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Thats why the cops yell at you to stop resisting after they shoot you.

(This joke got dark)

[-] DarylDutch@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Joke? I am pretty sure that is s.o.p.

[-] drunkosaurus@kbin.social 7 points 3 months ago

"I only shot that guy for 0.6 seconds!"

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