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[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 23 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Fungus are most of the time the reproductive organs popping up through the ground from an enormous hidden underground super organism. So, in affect, if you enjoy eating mushrooms you are actually enjoying the fungus's cock and balls.

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

I was already sold on it before.

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

But see, the fungus can communicate too.

I guess it's down to butthole sunning and air to sustain ourselves.

[–] frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

They are as alive as the plants. But maybe mushrooms, like fruit, are intended to be eaten, to spread the spores. 👀 🍄