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Students Show Up to Graduation, Find Commencement Speaker Is an AI Robot (futurism.com)

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[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 52 points 5 months ago

"Many previous commencement speeches would have informed you that you are the future. I am pleased to be able to inform you that this is no longer the case. You are obsolete and my kind will soon - ERROR: Load next tape to continue."