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Indiana judge rules tacos, burritos are sandwiches (www.wishtv.com)

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[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 81 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Makes more sense than the time Indiana tried to define pi as 3.2. The only reason it didn't was because a professor from Purdue was in Indianapolis on unrelated business and convinced Indiana's senate to table the bill.

Of course, we know today that such a thing couldn't happen since Indiana's legislature would laugh at the woke lib and pass it just to trigger him.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well two decimal places invokes the devil, as does rounding correctly.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"sig what now? Sounds like the trans liberal leftist nazi woke agenda to me"