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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 81 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Is this real? Because wife material.

[–] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 62 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (5 children)

I think it's AI unfortunately.

Either that or just regular photoshop.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 6 months ago (2 children)

sigh I'll never meet a sexy, single dino lady.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I mean there are entire conventions, but you’ll struggle with “hot”.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If you're referring to furry conventions, then I'll chime in and say there are plenty of hot people in the furry community. They just usually aren't the ones who get mocked on social media for being awkward.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 months ago

Also there's lots of hot people at furry cons, at least the ones that didn't engineer some really efficient cooling for their suits.

Don’t worry, bro. You’ll find the lusty Argonian maid of your dreams sooner or later! There are plenty of lizards in the desert.

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

you mean crosswalks don't usually end diagonally in the middle of the street?

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I know the Facebook account it's posted from is a parody account. I cannot say anything about the veracity of the pictures.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 2 points 6 months ago

I want it to be real, damnit! It's really funny.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

I did not get hookers from this originally

[–] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I had a feeling it was a parody tbh

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Don’t rain on our parade. Let it be real

[–] necromancyr@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

...or Hagerstown.

[–] kromem@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Just means wesker will need to marry an AI.

[–] grue@lemmy.world -1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Almost makes it worth visiting Texas.

Almost.

Edit: wat. I apparently misread "Hagerstown" as "Houston" somehow.

[–] Starbuck@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Why? What’s in Texas? This says Maryland

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

what's in Texas

Maryland, probably.

(Rest of the world)

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm in Texas. You can visit me.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 3 points 6 months ago

Go home, Texas, you’re drunk.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I somehow misread "Hagerstown" as "Houston," I think.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure you might get shot if you tried this in Texas. Some crazy would get mad about how dinosaurs were invented by Satan to mislead people into believing in evolution and therefore wearing a dinosaur costume makes you agents of the devil or something.

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 6 months ago

In the big cities? Dalls? Austin? Nah. People might look at you weird. Anywhere else? ...Might have to give some killjoy 15min to an hour to call the cops