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submitted 4 months ago by Apytele@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

I wouldn't dare defile Douglas Adam's memory by not mentioning that you should keep a towel with you at all times, but my second contender is a surprisingly short three-parter:

  1. never lie.
  2. never tell the whole truth.
  3. never pass up a chance to use a real bathroom.
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[-] joshfee@kbin.social 27 points 4 months ago

Identify the true problem before trying to find a solution

[-] InternetPerson@lemmings.world 1 points 4 months ago

What if you can't find the true problem?

[-] Jarix@lemmy.world -2 points 4 months ago

Lol hilarious joke.

yeah that doesn't work unless you don't have bosses or multiple levels of bosses who only care about making Numbers on their already sheet look like what they want them to look like

[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It still checks out.

Sometimes the true problem isn't the "fire" in front of you, it's the manager/boss.

And then you discover what you should be solving for.

[-] Jarix@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

You didn't get it. It's okay

this post was submitted on 10 May 2024
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