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[–] pb42184@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

According to South Park - Jared Has Aides, it's 22.3 years.

You're fine

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Jim Jones and I both went to Indiana University (I also grew up in that university's town, Bloomington), and now I live in Terre Haute, Indiana, which has the federal prison where Timothy McVeigh was executed and a school for "troubled" teens that Charles Manson once got sent to.

I can't help it if mass murder surrounds me, right?

[–] pb42184@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I see insufficient evidence that you are in fact the harbinger of death and destruction by your mere presence

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'm soaking it all up slowly and it will turn into a burst of serial killing within a decade or so.

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hey man, when the serial killing manifests itself just remember I'll always make you a kick-ass bloody Mary and I'll never ask you to play Scrabble.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

As long as it isn't Presidential Scrabble.

[–] pb42184@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

In that case always remember I love and support you. Shoot the other guy not me :)

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I like you. I'm going to kill you last.