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Hell yeah! And that's the last one I've got. Whew!

[-] jve@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Oh, so you didn’t hear about the guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Lol a dead man? Uhhh hit me with it. I must know!

Edit:

I remembered my finale that i like to use on people unfortunate enough to talk to me LoL

What do you call a cow with two legs and a busted grill?

[-] jve@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I would have accepted either Doug or Phil.

cow with two legs

Lean beef?

Doug or Phil

Aargh i feel like i should have known! Hahaha

cow with two legs

Your mom lolololol.

[-] jve@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Damn. Fuckin got me.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

[-] xor@infosec.pub 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

what do you call a dog with no hind legs and a steel pecker?

sparky

this post was submitted on 08 May 2024
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