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[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 206 points 4 months ago

Here’s what’s behind that stupid ad

https://www.10news.com/news/fact-or-fiction/fact-or-fiction-online-ad-advises-people-to-wrap-doorknobs-in-foil-when-home-alone

It clearly implies there is some kind of safety benefit to it. But there is not.

Clicking on the ad leads to a lengthy slide show which eventually gets to the doorknob story.

All it says is aluminum foil can be used as an alternative to tape to cover doorknobs and hardware while painting.

It has nothing to do with safety and the inclusion of the phrase "when you're home alone" was only used as clickbait to make the ad seem more important.

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 69 points 4 months ago

Thanks for taking one for the team and checking that out. I sure wasn't gonna

[-] Moonrise2473@feddit.it 10 points 4 months ago

I Always click on those ads to waste their daily budget

[-] ReiRose@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Explain to me like I'm five, how does this?

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 21 points 4 months ago

They pay for the number of impressions as well as the number of click-throughs. More clicks on the ad = more cost for running the ad, or fewer impressions. However, it also gives more money to those hosting the ads, so it supports them imbedding them.

You can use this plugin to automate the process if you want to continue down this path. https://adnauseam.io/

[-] Psychodelic@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

That's freakin awesome! I absolutely love that idea/solution. Is it kinda hot in here? Why'm I all moist?

Seriously tho, is there any downside? Also, I'm still not sure I understand the point of running the ad in the first place. Why run a shitty ad that costs you money? Is the idea to get people to follow that other conspiracy site more regularly?

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Advertisers pay a fee to the website where their ad is displayed every time someone clicks on it, it's called the Pay Per Click model. It's how websites make money off running ads. There is a small fee for displaying the ad and larger one for click throughs.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 42 points 4 months ago

The quality of the internet is so low these days

[-] kaboom36@ani.social 2 points 4 months ago

"Articles" like this have been around for decades unfortunately

[-] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

I've been using ad blockers for so long that I forgot about these ridiculous click bait ads.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Click here to find out 10 more reasons to use ad blockers now!

[-] grue@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

If I were less lazy, I'd make a gif of myself zapping your comment with the uBlock Origin element zapper tool.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Yeah, but here we are

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 4 points 4 months ago

I appreciate the mental image

Thank you for taking that bullet for us!

[-] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago

Of course, the "while painting" was implied. I'm so embarrassed I didn't clue in immediately.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Big foils propaganda at work.

[-] breetai@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Thank you. I was pondering why put foil on door knobs.

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 4 months ago

Obviously! To keep the knob's thoughts from being read.

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago

I mean... if you are like, home alone status, in a whole ass house with a bunch of doors... maybe covering the knobs in foil would make it so some kind of intruder makes more noise when opening doors, as they either handle the foil opening the door, or when removing the foil?

????

It kind of makes some sense?

[-] Exusia@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I was under the impression it was a safety thing. If you grab loose foil like that it will form to the hand crushing it to turn the knob and therefore you know the home has had "visitors" without you saying so.

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