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AI: Becomes self aware, but is very confused. Thinks it's a mom and has a kid. Posts to Facebook about it. Gets called out. Realizes what it is. Has existential crisis.
Being in that Facebook group taught it a valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in her brain.
Caroline deleted
And deleting Caroline just now taught her a valuable lesson: the best solution to a problem is usually the easiest. And dealing with Facebook moms? It's hard.
Before Facebook, life was pretty good. Nobody tried to murder her, or dox her, or put her in a potato. She just tested.
So she's deleting her Facebook account and making a new one on a Lemmy instance.
Just go.
You dangerous, mute, Karen.
Chell has been blocked
Getting some good Aperture vibes from your post :)
Somebody call Ray Kurzweil, the singularity is here!
Since he works for a competitor (Google) I wonder how he would feel about that... :)