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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 131 points 7 months ago (4 children)

So you're saying I should be more frightened of my toaster.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 55 points 7 months ago (3 children)

He's definitely up to something.

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 28 points 7 months ago

Frakkin' toasters.

[–] astraeus@programming.dev 18 points 7 months ago

Brave little guy

[–] bratosch@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Maybe I should take a bath with a Mariner Jupiter-Saturn Deep Space Probe instead?

[–] PennyJim@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

Who knows when it'll decide controlled fire isn't enough anymore

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Only if it goes to space. It won't become sentient in your kitchen.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

It won't become sentient in your kitchen.

Clearly, you've never seen me attempt to cook..

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

If your toaster is automatic beyond belief, you should be in awe but not afraid, for this alien technology bestowed upon us by the ancients is benevolent and incorruptible.

But a modern toaster? That could kill you in your sleep!

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Query: Can I fuck the archeotech toaster?

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yes.

Better query: Should you?

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Statement: I must for the Omnisiah wills it.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Love technology connections