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[–] b3nsn0w@pricefield.org 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

me. i slack off 6-7 hours a day and use copilot to do the tasks in the remaining 1-2 hours. (at least i think that's the ai and not my untreated adhd...)

in a few years, some genius will do a four day workweek experiment, people like me will forget to only work 4-8 hours instead of 5-10 per week because the amount of tasks is the same, they will conclude that there's no reduction in productivity, a benefit of four day workweek will work as an incentive instead of a raise to keep people around a bit longer, and it will start becoming a standard. and voila, we got the working hours reduction officially.

i've already heard buzz that negotiating a four-day work week doesn't tend to involve a 20% salary cut (probably because people are already slacking off a lot). i'll have to research that more though, because at some point i'd do it even if it did result in a 20% cut, and time is so much more valuable tbh.

[–] loutr@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

Experiments have already been done (Microsoft Japan is one example), they all resulted in productivity and worker happiness gains AFAIK.

[–] Aesthesiaphilia@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

God I need a job like yours. Lucky bastard.

[–] Wats0ns@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait, doing your workday in 1-2hr is ADHD?

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not ADHD, AGILE. The 1-2 hours between ceremonies is all you have left.

[–] WordenPond@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

@Windex007 another planning meeting Is this the one where we plan our planning meetings?

@Wats0ns @b3nsn0w

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

No it's our retrospective meeting to evaluate our learnings from our meeting where we planned our planning meeting.

[–] b3nsn0w@pricefield.org 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ceremonies? what kind of cult do you work at?

but yeah, i have like two standups a week, we're not that organized

[–] Wats0ns@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Oh my sweet sweet child...

[–] webghost0101@lemmy.fmhy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

In general thats an exaggeration but depending on the job, tasks and especially how much your coworkers understand your task.

I am adhd+autism and there are days where I completel 80% in the first hour before everyone else arrives and its nice and quite and i am still caffeinated. Then i struggle the remainer of the day to finnish