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submitted 5 months ago by NIB@lemmy.world to c/world@lemmy.world

Authorities in the Russian Republic of Chechnya have announced a ban on music that they consider too fast or slow.

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[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 382 points 5 months ago

Music too fast? Straight to jail.

Music too slow? Believe it or not, straight to jail.

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 107 points 5 months ago

Just a little bit too perfect? Burned for witchcraft

[-] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 44 points 5 months ago

and after the burning, whatever is left, straight to jail.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 52 points 5 months ago

Sounds like a healthy form of governance. People can't be trusted to manage tempo on their own. They should do this for heart rates as well.

[-] Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz 16 points 5 months ago

Checks out. If your heart rate is too slow or too fast you're probably doing a sin.

[-] ours@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

VladBit health health trackers now mandatory. Better keep yours charged up or gulag for you.

[-] Steve@startrek.website 6 points 5 months ago

We have the technology

[-] timkenhan@sopuli.xyz 15 points 5 months ago

Straight to jail! Right away!

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 5 months ago

Thanks to jail we have the most moderate musical tempo in the world!

this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2024
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