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Happy Easter (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by alphanerd4@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 27 points 7 months ago (5 children)

But what if he turned into back into water?

But also, wasn't the wine also his blood? Did he have like an blood alcohol level of 100%?

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

And doesn’t this make Catholics cannibals?

[–] Steve@startrek.website 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The catholics explicitly state that those crackers are the actual, literal “body of christ” so yes they are cannibals, and they like it.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It’s ok to eat a guy, just don’t be gay with him

[–] Steve@startrek.website 8 points 7 months ago

Just don’t tell anyone

[–] numlok@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Catholics are literally Trans.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

And vampires.

[–] EvilLootbox@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Auto-brewery Syndrome

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Isn't wine only like 12-15%?

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

Basically all those miracles are pretty easy sleight of hand.

Turn one fish into ten? Just requires a huge bag. Turn water into wine? It takes a few months, but the hard part is doing it well, not doing it at all. Turning blood into booze? You just need some everclear and an IV needle.

[–] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago

I think the blood thing was just for the last supper.