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Aaargh....my eyes......my eyes...... (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] zaphod@feddit.de 35 points 7 months ago (3 children)

ThisCommentsMakeItSoThatYouHateMeForWritingLikeThisSeriouslyICanNotStopPleaseSendHelp

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Makes it even better that I'm on mobile so the text wrapped half way through a word.

[–] JohnEdwa@sopuli.xyz 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I can read that without any issues whatsoever.

But. If. You. Put. Periods. Between. Each. Word. My brain will force a pause between every single one and I can't override it.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 7 months ago

Forever Ago I Ran A Minecraft Server And 2 Friends Joined And One Typed Everything They Said Like This and the other managed to misspell every single word with more than 2 letters in it. They misspelled the word "the!" According to Sir Capitalizes Every Single Word, its just much easier to type that way, which raised far more questions than answers...

[–] MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Would you like a snake to replace your camel?

[–] F04118F@feddit.nl 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Careful, Pascal doesn't like it when you call him a camel

[–] MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I decided to be wrong because the correct joke would be too convoluted. I’ll work on that implementation and then you can inject it at runtime via reflection.

[–] F04118F@feddit.nl 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for preparing your comment for my dependency injection! I agree that refactorability of comments is preferable over prematurely optimizing for performance.

[–] MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com 2 points 7 months ago

First it needs to work, then it needs to work well, and finally it may or may not work quickly. Along the way, it should also be humorously weird.

[–] zaphod@feddit.de 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Best I can do instead is calling it x.

[–] MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com 1 points 7 months ago

Why not ‘i’?