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[–] Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 153 points 7 months ago (11 children)

I don't give a fuck about sending my children on a trans field trip. Everyone should be comfortable and happy with their bodies. Spreading knowledge and education on the subject is key to achieving this!

Fuck dentists though! They just like to SCRAPE at your teeth. They make your gums BLEED. They charge you money for these OBSCENE services?!? They think they are so smart because they are a dOcToR.

If you are trans, that is cool and I love you for who you are. However, you won't get a pass from me for spreading your dentalism ideologies to my kids!!! 😀😀😀😀 πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²

[–] Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 67 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (8 children)

Just in case, because the Internet is weird: this comment was satire. My dentist is actually a cool dude and my dental hygienist is amazing.

Take care of your teeth y'all! 🦷πŸͺ₯

You only get one set, and it's a long life!

I hate the aftertaste of coffee. Simply using GUM Soft Picks and brushing my teeth after my morning coffee in addition to my before-bed brushing has really improved my dental health.

[–] SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Holy guerrilla marketing, batman!

[–] Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I see that now on my third re-read. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

I am practicing my proper grammar skills. I read somewhere that you are supposed to italicize products when you use them in a sentence and I wanted to try it for some dumb reason.

If it helps, I am not a bot nor do I strictly endorse this product. Traditional floss and floss picks are way better.

I only like this product because I have a permanent retainer, flossing to get under this thing is a pain.

In the spirit of good health, something is better than nothing!

-- I am actually a dentalologist

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