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[–] Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He looks like he face fucked a topographical map of Utah

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He looks like he ate the Utah teapot

[–] Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago

"He looks like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado...not gently. Like it was hate-fucking. There was something wrong with the relationship and that was the only catharsis that they could find without violence."