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[–] zewm@lemmy.zip -4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My drivers license has an expiration date though… I have to renew it every X years.

[–] bisby@lemmy.world 49 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Thats because you didnt write your wet ink signature in red ink at a 45 degree angle when you applied. You also have to declare that you do not accept the terms of the contract and prefer indefinite extensions under Title 18 chapters 213 and 214.

If you do that, you don't have to renew you license anymore.

[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I wrote my signature in res ink but at a -45 degree angle and now I have to renew every month. Classic rookie mistake

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

You just committed one of history's classic blunders, -45 degree angle is for your thumbprint in blood during a full moon.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Oh no, I don't think you can even appeal for that, you're screwed

[–] Tja@programming.dev 5 points 8 months ago

What are you talking about? This is nonsense. All that you wrote there is useless and won't work... if you keep forgetting the CAPS requirement...