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[Outdated, please look at pinned post] Casual Conversation

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  • The "Smart Home" is a futuristic upgrade to your current living situation! It controls: lights, kitchen/bathroom appliances, entertainment systems, doors/windows, temperature, security cameras, etc.. Smart Home can be controlled through voice activation or mobile device. All tasks can be set to a schedule. Smart Home cannot carry a conversation.

  • The "Robot Maid" is a personal assistant that makes your life easier! It can cook, clean, preform scheduled tasks, and behave semi-autonomously. Robot Maid comes with several personality templates, accepts verbal commands, and can carry a basic conversation. Robot Maid cannot perform intellectually complex tasks such as driving or filing taxes. Robot Maid will never harm a human being. Battery lasts 14 hours. When battery is low, it will plug itself into the wall socket and enter sleep mode for 10 hours.
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[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Can't have sex with a smart home.

[–] stanka@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, dick trapped in sink drain

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Not again, Jim!

[–] BreadstickNinja@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Maybe it's got a central vacuum with ports in each room tho