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[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 43 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Why are they so infatuated with this weirdo naval law thing they have going on? Like asking judges if they adjudicate under banner of a maritime vessel according to the Queen of Roxbury statute because otherwise their conveyance would be considered void by rite of Shaka when the walls fell. They just love maritime law for some reason.

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They have this weird theory that the naval courts took over all the other courts a few centuries ago. Under the secret command of the Templars, of course (who secretly control the Red Cross, the Swiss, and the British Royalty—you can tell by the red crosses on their stuff).

[–] Lemmygizer@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I believe there is also a sub-set that believe that because they are not under US law, that only maritime law can apply to them.

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I think it’s more like they think that since they’re not a ship, unlike the rest of us sheeple (shiple?) that maritime law doesn’t apply.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@startrek.website 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Brian, his license plate missing, his car impounded

[–] esserstein@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 months ago

But blue dude, when the dock-ore signed?

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Stormee, when the P. Barnes stopped her. A camera, in the courthouse.

[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

The law of the sea. Who doesn't love that?