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[–] Pyroglyph@lemmy.world 179 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Anon thinks he "won" by getting the girl, not realising that entering a relationship isn't the finish line.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] infinitevalence@discuss.online 164 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Dying together in bed at 100.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 55 points 9 months ago (1 children)

After drinking a bottle of wine laced with drugs inside the electrified compound to protect against raiders and clickers

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

WHOLE ASS FUCKIN LOVE STORY OUTTA NOWHERE

And it was good

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

ASS FUCKIN

That happened too, yes.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago

Wait, there's a movie planned instead of another season?

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

if two people die together at the same time, foul play is always suspected.

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago

Unless you are Barry and Honey Sherman.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

It's not a race? There probably shouldn't be any particular "goal" of a relationship. You're in one because it's good for you both, not to complete some checklist.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

That's true. If you're in your 20s like me it is on your checklist of things to do though lol

[–] arin@lemmy.world -2 points 9 months ago

Pretty sure he entered the pussy after dates but who knows, it's 4chan