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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 267 points 9 months ago (2 children)

no nagging for a week

Wow, there’s just so much to unpack from just that sentence, let alone the chart.

[–] taanegl@lemmy.world 69 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Look at his eyes, and look at his face... this is the trained male.

Long have nation states and governments tried to break the male, to wrangle the male into a submissive state, but none are more successful than the woman sociopath.

The female sociopath is in many ways addicted to control. Her one impulse to anything the male does is how she can turn it into her advantage, to control the male entirely.

Luckily for the male, the sociopath woman gives fierce blowjobs, so it's up to him wether or not the pain and degradation is worth it. 4/10 males say it is.

Look at his eyes. He's truly worked for this.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 71 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Luckily for the male, the sociopath woman gives fierce blowjobs

Honestly that's a 50/50 shot between fierce and dead fish. I have proclivity for crazy, and a good half the time it's all for show and a real disappointment at game time. That all said, always test drive the car before signing the paperwork.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 19 points 9 months ago

Listen to this guy, he knows what he's talking about

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Also ... if you have too many questions for the transaction from the start ... it probably isn't a worthwhile transaction.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

On the contrary, given my current life experience, I damn well diserve answers to all the questions I may have... if there are none or not enough, yes, the transaction is not worthwile.

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Wtaf did I just read, and why god does it have so many up votes. Please let this be a copy pasta.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's a sarcastic view on what the meme depicts. We are in shitposts after all.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"sarcastic"

Yeah I wouldn't get my hopes up

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's the fun part about sarcasm, you never know how much of what that person said or wrote he really identifies with.

[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

it's hilarious nonetheless

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

Because it's entertaining.

[–] Fribbtastic@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Why did I read that with the David Attenborough voice in mind?

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Lad should just whack it to succubus porn like the rest of us.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Look guys, I've spotted the incel!

[–] taanegl@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Voluntary. I'm ace. But I'm also an aspiring Gonzo writer. Check my other comments.