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I think this person will find that they are very much a citizen of the United States of America.
I still think we should just take them at their word and deport them.
Have them go through customs every time they leave their property to get groceries. Get yourself a conscientious officer who makes sure he doesn't have enough hours in a day to fetch something he forgot on his first run. Btw, tough luck with your utilities, I assume it's quite a lot of paperwork for international piping and electrical connections, especially if your utilities company is motivated not losing 100$ a month.
To Somalia.
Hey Somalia's been doing better lately. Maybe Yemen?
Real "Virgin Sovereign Citizen" / "Chad Houthi Rebel" moment coming up.
We could dump them all on the Principality of Sealand.
Send them into international waters
Antarctica, I guess?
What can anyone do there? Install penguins on computers?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Territorial_claims_in_Antarctica
Pretty sure the unclaimed chunk is big enough to hold most of them
Middle of the ocean where they belong
Doesn't matter. Whatever group it's cheapest to throw them in with.
Give em what they want and put em on a boat onto international waters and they can build waterworld, or not. Better than indulging their make-believe and causing everyone else a headache.
That doesn’t solve the problem if they get in trouble somewhere else. Also they’d be bothering future Americans wherever we send them
Not if we deport them to, say, the moon.
That’s still America. Source: 🇱🇷 was there first
Oh yeah, the old star and stripes.
Only thing worse than citizenship is statelessness.
You think the government is fucking you over now? Wait till you're denied legal residency practically anywhere on earth and your very existence is considered a criminal trespass.
Stay in airport limbo forever
And you're not even Tom Hanks.