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It's a feature, rule (slrpnk.net)

submitted 11 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[–] Black_Quajutsu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I have my emotions off for some time now, how do I turn them on again?

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There's a spot inside ur butt that'll make you feel again. Get someone to press it and you'll feel all sorts of ways.

[–] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Note: This button may not be present in about half the population.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

While true, a finger up the butt still makes that other half feel things

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 months ago

There may also be a workaround, but it's more complicated.

[–] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Have you tried developing severe bipolar disorder?

[–] Bojimbo@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

Tried that. Now numbness is interspersed with extreme recklessness

[–] duplexsystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Estrogen

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Am woman. Plucked a hair out of my chin yesterday and have no emotions. Am I doing this right?

[–] duplexsystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 11 months ago

Simple: just take more estrogen