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You can have anything you wan... (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] xintrik@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm already a loner but omniscience would seal the deal.

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

You’d be one hell of a schmoozer as you’d know exactly what to say to people to connect with them.