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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Although this seems like a workable premise for sexual horror: The plant provides the best blow job and best orgasm ever, but you have to occasionally let it eat someone by lending it to them, and then come by to pick the plant up later before it gets gathered up as evidence.

[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

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