Why pay money to hear music when someone calls you when you can pay money to make someone who ~~bothers~~ calls you hear shitty music?

"Please enjoy the music while your party is reached" followed by the audio equivalent of a jpeg

I was never cool enough to have them, but I always thought they were neat lol

I do now

I paid for that crap. Had a friend call me to listen to some song. Had to convince him that it does not cost anything as long as I don't pickup.