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[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 283 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Good. Suffer, you utter shitgibbon. I want you to be as terrified as everyone else who you had to 'involve' yourself with was.

Bet you're sweating now, fuck face.

[–] EdanGrey@sh.itjust.works 46 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I have never heard the insult 'shitgibbon' before, but i love it

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 40 points 10 months ago (3 children)

It's in the same vein as douchecanoe but rarer. Rarer than a cockwomble or fucknugget but not as rare as a wankpuffin.

[–] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ah, the ever elusive wankpuffin.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

My wankpuffin also keeps disappearing. Maybe he doesn't enjoy as much as I.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Have you tried a spankswallow? Much better and less likely to flee

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What is the speed of an unlaiden spankswallow?

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

The airspeed velocity of an unladen spankswallow depends on the skill of the spank and the proximity of the swallow, but on average? 42

[–] swab148@startrek.website 0 points 10 months ago

Please do not the puffin

[–] quaddo@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Big fan of douchecanoe. Been using it for many years.

I once dropped ‘douchecanoe’ in a convo with my manager in reference to someone we both knew outside of the company, without thinking. She gave me one of those “hol’ up - what did you just say?” reactions. New to her, she was amused.

[–] cmhickman358@thelemmy.club 3 points 10 months ago

You are now the second person besides myself that I've ever encountered using it. I have to wonder if it wasn't used in a somewhat obscure book or movie or something that introduced it to a few of us who have been disseminating it ever since.

[–] TheBananaKing@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Utter hoofwanking bunglecunts.

[–] Potatisen@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

Lol, there's so much emotion in this reply.

He does seem like and utter douche canoe tho.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

There's no reason to slander shitgibbons like that

[–] AlfredEinstein@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I was looking for a sweat comment

#🥵💦🤮

[–] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
[–] flathead@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

thanks... gotta love wikipedia....

"The song reached No. 20 in the UK Singles Chart, and No. 1 in the UK Independent Singles Chart and UK Singles Sales Chart. The song is a follow-up to the band's previous tracks "Boris Johnson Is a Fucking Cunt" from 2020, and "Boris Johnson Is Still a Fucking Cunt" from 2021."