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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's a (Kate or Rooney) Mara. You're thinking of a long running distance.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's a Marathon. You're thinking of the substitute for butter.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's margarine. You're thinking of the mouthwash.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's Listerine. You're thinking of a public building full of books.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's a library. You're thinking of the singer who told Johnny to b good.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's Chuck Berry. You're thinking of the pickled fruit of the Flinders rose.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Those are capers. You're thinking of the clothing Cory Doctorow wears on his back as he blogs from a high attitude balloon according to xkcd

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's a cape. You're thinking of the tenth astrological sign in the zodiac.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's Capricorn. You're talking about the Nu metal band behind such 90s classics as Freak On A Leash and A.D.I.D.A.S.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

That's KoЯn. You're thinking of aquatic birds also known as shags.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's a cormorant. You're thinking of the Italian word for love.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's amore. You're thinking of the spicy sauce for pasta made from garlic, tomatoes, and dried red chili peppers cooked in olive oil.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's arrabbiati. You're thinking of Jewish religious authority figures.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's a rabbi. You're thinking of the wild relatives of bunnies.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's a rabbit. You're thinking of the viral disease historically called hydrophobia.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's rabies. You're thinking of the genus of fir trees.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's Abies. You're thinking of an evil spirit or demon in Slavic mythology.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's a bies. You're thinking of the small yellow-and-black insects that make honey.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's bees. You're thinking about multiple instances of the 5th letter in the English alphabet.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Those are E's ... you're thinking of the word for when you politely ask for something.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's please. You're thinking of the historical name of Iran.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's Persia. You're thinking of what Italians call noodles.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's pasta. You're thinking of the document you show to be allowed to enter a foreign country or return to your own.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's a passport. You're thinking of the snake language in Harry Potter.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's parseltongue. You're thinking of an herb often used as a garnish on potatoes and rice dishes.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's parsley. You're thinking of a conference between opposing sides in a dispute amongst pirates.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

That's a parlay. You're thinking of a group of people gathered to further common political goals

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Those are paratroopers. You're thinking of the inability to move.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's paralysis. You're thinking of the process through which plants convert light energy into chemical energy.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's photosynthesis. You're thinking of the art of taking pictures with a camera.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's photography. You're thinking of a book someone wrote about their own life.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's an autobiography. You're thinking of a state or society governed by one person with absolute power.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's an autocracy. You're thinking of the German network of motorways with no upper speed limits.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's the Autobahn. You're thinking of the northern lights.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's the Aurora Borealis. You're thinking of the mockumentary featuring an enthusiastic man from Kazakhstan coming to the US.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's Borat. You're thinking of the holes wild rabbits live in.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Those are burrows. You're thinking of the food that's also Spanish for "small donkey"

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's a burrito. You're thinking of a small, single-story house.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's a bungalow. You're thinking of the sex parties Silvio Berlusconi attended (hosted?)

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's Bunga Bunga. You're thinking of Riley's imaginary friend from Inside Out.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That would be Bing Bong. You're thinking of the character from friends played by Matthew Perry (RIP)

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's Chandler Bing. You're thinking of a large, decorative hanging light with branches for several light bulbs (or candles if you're feeling fancy)

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's a chandelier. You're thinking of an Adam Lambert song containing very high notes in the chorus.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

...hot dang. Ok, you win this round ^^ now please excuse me while I continue to binge that guy's entire musical history. Never heard of him before, but that vocal range! Oh my ~♪

Thank you for introducing me to that artist, and thank you for the highly entertaining banter as well ;)

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You're very welcome and thank you! I had a blast! Long since exceeded the number of indentations my primary app (Connect) can handle so I've been going back to Jerboa to answer 😄

And yeah, Adam Lambert is AMAZING 💥❤️

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think we broke the comment section, lol.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Worth it for sure 😄

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's a party. You're thinking of the landlocked country between Argentina, Brazil and Bolivia.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

That's Paraguay. You're thinking of the military units who jump out of planes.