My highly religious uncle that looks like a literal gnome is the most entertaining one to be around, but only if one can mange to sneak away to smoke weed first. Otherwise it's just a lecture about how everything I'm doing with my life goes against god.

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

My religious family gave up on the "you're a sinner" lecture after I made it super clear that A) I don't care and B) I'm not going to argue with them about it. If I got mad or tried to fight about it, they LOVED that shit, but being like, "yup!" and throwing some finger pistols their way and they don't really have a response besides telling me to not sin. But they can only keep that up so long when you're like, "oh no doubt, Uncle Fuckface."

I mean, I also don't talk to them anymore so that really solved the problem, but the cheerful agreement that I'm for sure going to hell got me through my teenage years/early 20s. Surprise, I didn't get less queer even after all the lectures!

[–] Blum0108@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

If those kinds of assholes are the ones going to heaven, I'm glad I won't be joining them.

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

The 'Lecture' stopped bothering me a while ago for the same reason as you, it's just way more fun to antagonize them about it while high.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 10 months ago

That's okay, everything he did with his life goes against God, too.

Not that anyone knows what God thinks. Even the Pope has admitted as much.