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We're not the same! (period) (programming.dev)
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[–] backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 95 points 10 months ago (8 children)

I don't open source my code bc I don't understand git

[–] nastyyboi@lemmy.world 44 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So, you don't "git it"?

I'll escort myself out.

[–] HamBrick@programming.dev 6 points 10 months ago

Git push yourself out* to make the obvious joke

[–] HangingFruit@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago

We are the same

[–] gratux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

it's just linked lists of commits (except when merging)

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I don't understand linked lists

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In internet terms: It's just a soyjak holding a box with data who is pointing at another soyjak holding a box with data who is pointing at another {insert N-3 of the same soyjaks} soyjak with a box with data without an arm to point with

[–] ibk@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't understand what a soyjak is.

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

soyjaks pointing linked list

Kourtesy of Krita

[–] sheepishly@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I still don't understand Git but I like this image

[–] gratux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago

each commit points to the one before. additionally a commit stores which lines in which files changed compared to the previous commit. a branch points to a particular commit.

[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's just a thingie

[–] philm@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago

Almost... To be precise it's a Merkle DAG

[–] jack@monero.town 14 points 10 months ago

It's perfectly fine to just make a zip available

[–] shaked_coffee@feddit.it 11 points 10 months ago

Branchophobic

[–] frezik@midwest.social 5 points 10 months ago

There's a guy out there who made a reversible NES emulator, meaning it can run games backwards and come to the correct state. He made a brilliant post on Reddit /r/programming linking his ideas for the emulator to quantum mechanics.

Then he was asked why he didn't distribute his program in git. He said that he didn't know git.

To me, that's a pretty good example of the difference between computer science and software engineering.

[–] xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 10 months ago

You can open source your code just by uploading it on some kind of cloud storage and setting it as publicly available.