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submitted 9 months ago by Mr_Mofu@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

There have been reports of a large black orb near the dog park. Ignore them. There is no orb. Nor is there a dog park. Besides, mysterious, humming orbs are nothing to worry about anyway. So why are you bothered by these reports? And now, the weather:

[-] flicker@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago

In fact, I would much rather live in a community where a wholesome, humming orb would be a welcome sight. If people report every single ominous orb that they see, why, there would be less majesty in this world. That sounds like the kind of austere, silent community that Desert Bluffs wants to be, and do we really want that to be the place we call home, dear listener?

[-] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Come to think of it, just who are these people who would busy themselves submitting frivolous reports an ominous orb? Could it be Jan? Jan, who takes it upon themselves to scold the children for looking at the solar eclipse? What else don't you want us to see, Jan?