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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police (startrek.website)
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[โ€“] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

more importantly cops don't actually give a shit about solving crime.

In England the police primarily exist to keep noise down in middle class areas. I assume it's even worse in America

[โ€“] tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That is their primary purpose here too but it just requires more violence and subjection, Americans are extra noisy.