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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police (startrek.website)

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[–] thebuoyancyofcitrus@beehaw.org 19 points 1 year ago

What you're entering the third act of your love story and you have to get to the church in time to break up the wedding and declare your love, what's a little bike theft? The universe will take care of it.