I say otherwise, & I will happily bathe in the righteous flames of the eternally damned, rather than suffer the unholy blight of pickles on my beloved grilled cheese.

[–] ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Probably got the bread soggy with their damned pickle juice too!

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Beautifully written. This brought tears to my eyes and now my grilled cheese is soggy.

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Juh-lah-pino juice, green olive juice

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Anything other than bread and cheese is a melt.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Let's keep it calm here, ok?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What about butter or mayo?

It's not just important, it's necessary.

[–] Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mom made them with a thin smear ofmiracle whip inside the sammy when I was little. So good. Never tried mayo. Gotta give it a whirl.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You can use it to crisp the outside instead of butter.

[–] Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

I'd heard of mayo on it,but thought it was just for flavor. I gotta try that soon.

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Pickle melt

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

suppresses violence.