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[–] library_napper@monyet.cc 53 points 11 months ago (4 children)

While I do appreciate having dedicated masturbation stations at work, I dont think elementary schools need them for the students

But I do think we should advance this discussion as a workplace perk

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 48 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That’s not what your cubicle is for, Frank. We can all see you and it’s gross.

[–] library_napper@monyet.cc 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah Frank, last year we converted conference room 8D for this purpose.

[–] DanComrd@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Took me a second to get the joke michael-laugh

[–] SheeEttin@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Just go jerk off in the bathroom like a normal person.

[–] vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's really hard to tell if you're joking, because there are people who actually think that.

[–] library_napper@monyet.cc 6 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I used to work in a boogie tech office that converted a conference room to a nap and mediation room. It has artificial grass and lots of pillows.

While I do think it was a nice perk, I personally get more of a productivity boost from a quickie than a power nap. But everyone's different.

Fortunately I work from home, so I don't need a masturbation station at some shared office. But I do think it could be nice, though I can't see how to make it sanitary.

[–] LUHG_HANI@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] library_napper@monyet.cc 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] LUHG_HANI@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't see the problem here.

[–] library_napper@monyet.cc 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I need a tarp with a funnel. A container alone is not sufficient.

[–] LUHG_HANI@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Bed pans might suffice with a strategic hole cut out.

[–] los_chill@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It would have to be some kind of single-stall facility where you can flush the entire room when you leave... like a decontamination chamber or something.

[–] library_napper@monyet.cc 5 points 11 months ago

Yeah I mean cover everything in stainless steel and tile, but now it feels like a ghetto WC in the underground or a prison. Not so nice & comfy.

Workers deserves comfortable masterbation stations for their all their hard labor.

[–] vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 11 months ago

Or just wait until you get home to touch your dick.

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Fortunately I work from home, so I don’t need a masturbation station at some shared office.

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