Except when a lady friend wants a big dick, then all the big dick energy in the world isn't going to do a lick of good, that's when you have to bring out the lick of good.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is why I only get with ladies who like men that are the spitting image of Edgar Allen Poe. Never leave em disappointed.

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 3 points 11 months ago

Is that why he grieved for lost Lenore, he couldn't find another who insisted on never more, just enough.