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Brain: Open your eyes.

Person sleeping on bed: Permission denied.

Brain: Sudo open your eyes.

Person sleeping on bed: The brain is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

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[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 93 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

brain is not in the sudoers file

i think that's called a coma or paralysis

this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2023

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