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Brain: Open your eyes.

Person sleeping on bed: Permission denied.

Brain: Sudo open your eyes.

Person sleeping on bed: The brain is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

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[-] semperpeppe@feddit.it 32 points 10 months ago

I always wonder to whom this gets reported to

[-] elvith@feddit.de 93 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I like Santas candy cane desktop.

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 10 months ago

a little place i like to call /dev/null

[-] mkwt@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Real answer: it used to be common for UNIX daemons to send mail to root or to other users. This wasn't the same thing as email, because it didn't hit a network unless you set that up. But it ended up in the same mailboxes.

[-] Galli@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Linus Torvalds. He's making a list.

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