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Brain: Open your eyes.

Person sleeping on bed: Permission denied.

Brain: Sudo open your eyes.

Person sleeping on bed: The brain is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

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[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 7 points 10 months ago

The brain user would absolutely be a sudoer though, since it controls so many vital functions by default

[-] Laser@feddit.de 7 points 10 months ago

brain has both suid and sgid bit set

[-] AeroLemming@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

The subconscious is a sudoer, the conscious mind is not.

this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2023
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