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Compiz fusion gave me what a degree barely could (lemmy.stuart.fun)

submitted 1 year ago by andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] joshzcold@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Now you're doing pipelines forever. 😞

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"The build is failing. Does anyone know why the build is failing!? See, right here. It says the build failed. Can someone look into why the build failed. Why is the build failing??"

10 minutes later...

"Nvm. It was something I did."

[–] joshzcold@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Be me, the only one who knows how to read the ancient text of Jenkins log.

[–] Dianoga@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I also seem to be a member of the ancient society of log readers.

I really don't understand why membership is so exclusive. Deciphering log messages isn't always super easy but it usually isn't too bad.

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fortunately not really, in my case. I stay out of the pipelines game as much as possible and focus on systems that enable better and more obvious pipelines. And then sometimes go tune some pipelines but mostly I find them to be pretty atrocious UI and much too snowflakey.