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submitted 1 year ago by HKayn@dormi.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] sik0fewl@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nothing happens before c. 4000 AD anyway.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sorry, that's also wrong. The entire universe, in its current state, popped into existence last Tuesday. It's been terribly inconvenient tho.

[–] sik0fewl@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish we would have popped into a better existence.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

We should never have coalesced from the quantum foam.

[–] LinuxSBC@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

I thought it was last Thursday.