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[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 31 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The fuck even went wrong with them?! This has to be intentional. Meat doesn’t stretch when it gets cooked

[–] HeavyCream@beehaw.org 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You’re right, I guess I can only say that when I put my penis in the oven at 350 for 20 min, it doesn’t grow. In fact, it gets smaller and very red and tender

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