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submitted 1 year ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait, oral is sex but anal is not? This is opposite world.

[–] new_guy@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's because the anus is the opposite end of the mouth tube. The math checks out.

[–] vivadanang@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

the perverse inverse of the obverse sphincter of course

[–] Peaty@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Technically all sex outside of marriage is verboten.

[–] DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Just dry hump on a waterbed like the weird Mormon kids. No penetration, no purgatory!

[–] Restaldt@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ever heard of soaking

Its only sex if you pump more than twice