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Lol, I can't help but imagine the researchers armed with stopwatches and clipboards peeping on all that steamy alligator sex ๐
"Can you confirm they're having sex?"
"From what I can tell."
"I didn't ask if you can 'tell' they're having sex, I asked if you can CONFIRM sex. Are we two men standing in a swamp watching two gators maybe hump, or are we goddamn SCIENTISTS looking to understand the nature of sexuality as presented in the wild? Because I put my Science wellies on this morning, unlike someone who CAN'T CONFIRM TO ME IF THIS IS ALLIGATOR HOMOSEXUALITY OR NOT!"
For 2205 seconds!